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Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.
Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!
by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019
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Waffle

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle
by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019
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waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.
Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!
by auralian July 20, 2019
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.
by Meimouth March 28, 2019
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waffle

when u say the word waffle these days, it means that ur not lying or chatting shit. it could be said to ur friend when u think ur friend is chatting shit.
friend: u know donald trump is my aunties second cousin
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?
by ur mums a prick October 13, 2019
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Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle
Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.
by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020
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