Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.

Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!

by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019

Waffle

belligerently drunk

Bro, me and the boys didn’t plan on getting so drunk, but we were waffle

by Berry McKaukinir July 17, 2019

waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.

Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!

by auralian July 20, 2019

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

waffle

when u say the word waffle these days, it means that ur not lying or chatting shit. it could be said to ur friend when u think ur friend is chatting shit.

friend: u know donald trump is my aunties second cousin
me: shut up man ur waffling, why do u waffle so much?

by ur mums a prick October 13, 2019

Waffle-job

Someone who's only job in life is to waffle

Jake - Were you listening to Alex go on and on yesterday?
Sam - I tried to pay attention but whenever he talks I just get so confused, he's a proper waffle-job.

by NadeemBD7 April 12, 2020