Texas turnaround

Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.

Ya know, Jeb ain't from Texas, but he sure did take a Texas turnaround when married his wife.

by realtxes November 1, 2015

Slurf N' Turf

The act of consuming wordslurfword while performing wordcunnilingusword during the woman's period.

I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

turn to page four

to suck a penis; give oral sex

Originated in Kamloops, Canada, in a grade nine computers class.

Your mom turned to page four last night.
I asked her to turn to page four.

by melsissa July 29, 2008

Heidi Turner

a snicker licking stripper with long blonde stripper hair..

Did you see that stripper?

Yea I think that was a Heidi Turner.

by whoooty bahooty May 12, 2010

Turning UP the volume

Girl giving head job to guy

this girl turned up the volume last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

Turf Sucker

Another word for a homosexual. Someone who likes the butthole, or just anyone in general who's voice has no tone to it.

That gay sophmore kid with the red hair is such a Turf Sucker, he should go shoot himself.

by Graham Murray May 3, 2007

Turning the stone up

When one mate in a marrital commitment is caught by a third party trying to remove their wedding ring in contemplating approaching someone with the intent of breaking the wedding vow. In short, the intention of cheating on the other spouse. The action of removing the ring is caught and approached by the prospect, and the return excuse by the married member is: "I was turning the stone up", referring to the embedded stone in the ring and positioning the ring to display the stone topside!

Bob was at the bar and was caught "turning the stone up" by a hot female he just met! She asked what he was doing when he was trying to remove his wedding ring on approach.

by d.e.m.o. November 9, 2011