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A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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board shorts

Shorts for men who want to show their knees and thighs, honestly it makes your penis look smaller and they look bad on everyone. It's emasculating for most people.
guy: yo he's wearing board shorts
guy 2: tiny penis coded.
by benby100 December 10, 2023
mugGet the board shortsmug.

short brenden

big monkey man. he sucks a fortnite. i love monkeys
short brenden he suckโ€™s a fortnite
by fornitebllssucks November 21, 2023
mugGet the short brendenmug.

Shorted

When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.
He was shorted during sex.
by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017
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A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
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Shorts user

A shorts user is a person who uses YouTube Shorts on a daily basis. They are probably the most annoying and retarded Internet users of all time. They overuse phrases and make fun of anything, like using a retarded and stupid porn joke or calling something slightly weird an Ohio thing. They argue on ANYTHING, whether it's history, politics or opinions. They watch/make stupid and retarded sigma videos, stupid fucking reaction videos or any unfunny videos they can find. Overall, bluepilled annoying mongoloids.
xample 1
Shorts user: The Waffle House has found its new host.
Person: Can you please shut the fuck up?
Example 2
Shorts user: Most normal thing in Ohio ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Person: You're so fucking annoying.
Example 3
Shorts user: Bro said small penis ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Shut the fuck up already!
Shorts user: Ur father left to go get milk lmao
Person: I'm done with this platform
by kazakhstantireprices2013 January 24, 2023
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CMS Shorts

Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes
ew cms shorts copied cms shorties again... lmao
by curtismiddleschool December 7, 2019
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