don't eat that shit 

2 definitions:
1) When somebody warns you to not eat the poop
2) When someone warns you to not believe something

Person 1: Hey! watch out, and don't eat that shit
Person 2: Ok got it thanks :)

don't eat that shit by ber✧ʕ̢̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩·͡˔·ོɁ̡̣̣̣̣̩̩̩̩✧ March 3, 2022

national eat people day

a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack

sommer: hey what’s today?

mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?

sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?

sommer: YES

mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤

national eat people day by lollollollollolollmaolmaolmao October 15, 2019

trying to eat a meal 

means to commence work or to work in general to support oneself

BOB: Aye! What up doe?

KEN: At the crib, gettin' it in. You know, trying to eat a meal.

trying to eat a meal by AreaScene December 12, 2010

plenty to eat at home 

means there is sufficient vagina available for cunnilingus at home and that one does not need to procure additional vagina(s) by sexually harassing one's employees.

Ex. Rob Ford "I would never ask X to eat her pussy, I am happily married and have plenty to eat at home"

plenty to eat at home by rooster45 November 16, 2013

can i eat u 

Can I eat u?

pussy

Can I eat u tonight in bed

can i eat u by Fucky duckie April 23, 2018

champagne and eat me out day 

Equal to men’s steak and blowjob day, national champagne and eat me out day falls on June 14. No need for flowers, chocolates or hallmark cards, buy your girl a nice sparkling bottle of champagne and you know what to do next!

Billy: ‘Guess what day it is?’

Amanda: ‘National champagne and eat me out day’

champagne and eat me out day by Elephant 3.0 April 18, 2019

Girls who eat carrots 

Either this girl has a horse and lives on a bunny farm or she’s an FBI agent who has really good eyesight.

Example:
Mom: The mall invasion got so bad that they had to send the girls who eat carrots.
You: Wow! That must have been serious. They have a good eye being able to catch all the culprits.
Mom: must have been all the carrots they ate.

Girls who eat carrots by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021