Chodess

The female equivalent of a "Chode". An undesirable woman, usually one that attends local clubs/bars/venues attempting to get laid.

I can't believe that chodess at the end of the bar is hitting on me, she looks like a zombie Margaret Thatcher.

by BlackJesus1449 January 8, 2020

chinese democracy

A situation where everyone votes on how to deal with an issue or situation. Then the person who calls for the vote decides without taking the voters considerations , and everyone else has to like it.

Chinese Democracy in action.

Person 1: What do we all want for lunch today. Lets take a vote?
Person 2: Pizza
Person 3: Indian food
Person 3: Mexican

Person 5: I want pizza too
Person 6: I'm cool with Indian food
Person 7: I could go got pizza
Person 8: I fancy tacos
Person 1: Well i'm ordering sushi

by Flange22 February 7, 2020

Chonks

A word to describe a big beefy boi that has exceeded the maximum mass limit to exist within the space time continuum.

Bob: That big boi is chonks!

Ross: ah yes, chonks.

by CoolG2007 February 16, 2020

Chinese Finger Trapping

When you harrow your member within the confines of a glass decanter and thyne fleshy blood rod starts to harden with euphoria preventing the release of thyne fleshy fun stick, causing damaging levels of throb indirectly causing decapitation of the bell-end.

Gareth was Chinese Finger Trapping with his significant other when suddenly the bottle spontaneously exploded and much like a 50.cal rifle shot into her pussy

also known as Zuckles Fleshlight

by oddbod_cal March 3, 2020

Chinese Roulette

Ordering the soup of the day in a Chinese restaurant.

“Tim ordered the soup of the day and played Chinese Roulette. Let’s hope he gets egg drop and not a bat”

by Yusha al Amriki April 21, 2020

Chinese Backdoor

When your partner penetrates you anally with chopsticks.

After eating Chinese takeout my fortune cookie told me to expect an unwelcome surprise. Later I was going to let my boyfriend fuck me doggy style but he pranked me with the Chinese backdoor.

by Obiwannobie April 22, 2020

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020