Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 May 3, 2018

Dick Shower

When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.

Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.

by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018

Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.

Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy

by dicktionary man January 19, 2018

Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus May 3, 2018

Dope dick

An Italian who's body resembles a Grecian god, usually a Matt.

He's got that dope dick

by H-town queen January 21, 2018

Dick

A big cock, an male reproductive system that can come in may shapes or sizes that is used to slip into a vagina, piss, and it is also used to masturbate.

I want to suck your dick.

by Ricky Ridcardo January 21, 2018

dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.

“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night”

by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018