The purest Molly/MDMA/Ecstasy on the market.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
It is referred to as "Jesus Sand" because it is a powder that has a brownish-yellowish color to it and it makes you feel like the messiah.
Person 1: "We found a bag of this yellow powder infront of the Coachella entrance and we snorted a bump of it and we were rolling balls harder than we ever had before".
Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
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Person 2: "Yo! That's that JESUS SAND, the purist shit you can find on the market".
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Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.
by suede1976 December 14, 2008
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perfect poop that doesn't leave cling-ons and yet cleanses your colon; the kind of poop you pray for when in a public bathroom - easy, no straining, and no mess
"I eat Activia (tm) once a day so that I know I'm gonna have jesus poops! Spares me embarrassment, man."
by Jumping for Jesus November 24, 2007
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by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008
Get the Jesus Christmas mug.noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV
noun; dinosaur
noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV
noun; dinosaur
"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"
"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"
"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"
by echodanny August 14, 2012
Get the Jesus Horse mug.Religion-crazy believers, usually Christians. Those who can never shut up about how "great he is" and how everybody will go to hell who do not practically come about the Christian religion.
When one of our highly religious friends randomly start up an annoying, uncomfortable conversation of "how great church was last night" and how "my life was enriched by the holy saviour" ... by now Nic* & I just go: "dude, we don't jizz for jesus."
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that
by Zombie Apocalypse ;O March 21, 2011
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