by YoungBO January 11, 2019

A condition of body and mind that typically recurs while watching television in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of broadcasted, streamed, or recorded programming content is - for all intents and purposes - practically suspended.
Whilst watching a romantic-comedy on Netflix last night, my partner started binge-sleeping every time I cuddled up next to them.
by DPRutt April 4, 2023

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.
James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school
James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school
by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”
“Oh I was sleep-memeing”
“Oh I was sleep-memeing”
by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022

Something that I don't do.
by Some ugly ass trans bitch November 28, 2019

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."
by Frip88 July 26, 2025
