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Math Rasmussen

A tiresome Irish ginger who is secretly related to Ed Sheeran. He absolutely will not accept the fact that he is a ginger, and will deny no matter how much evidece, wich is presented to him. He claims that he doesen't want to vote, but he secretly knows that he will vote blue.
OMG thats Math Rasmussen, what a ginger
by WilliamTheBandito October 4, 2022
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Math

Pewdiepie: There are no stupid questions.
Katy Parry (aka. Kerry perry): is math related to science?

Pewdiepie: that is the dumbest fucking question!
by Wamen respecter52 February 5, 2018
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Math

yo, did u do the math last night?
yeah it almost made me kill myself.
damn bro u alright?
nah
by shaysbay December 28, 2023
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narcissist math

narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023
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double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
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Math

1) Mental

Abuse

To

Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.
Person 1: Shit I got Math. Man, I'm fucked.

Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!
by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017
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Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
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