Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

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short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

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short

short = karolina andarza. 4’10 tiny woman.

have you seen becky? she’s so short. she’s like karolina.

by hollamcdolla August 8, 2022

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Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011

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noah short

Gay butter fingers

Noah short

by Jdejgejydkd June 9, 2022

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The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades

My father is an Short Bus Caliphate martyr

by Niggergoy September 13, 2025

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