Surpresent

Surpresent ; is to engage in the act of representing 1/3rd of the world's population, or under the voting age, or where it's unsafe to do so.

Headline : Kinetic usurp being used to proxy vote for those unable, dubbing it 'surpresent'.

by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020

Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it

Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture’

by elliethelegend April 23, 2020

Surprise? Jesus!

Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.

After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”

by Deckard253x May 20, 2020

Surpent

A person who is a two faced snake. I had to cut the grass there was snakes in the camp. FAkE friends, who slag you off behind your back.

Girl 1 “bye guys it was nice hanging out with you”
Girl 2 “byeee, love youuu”
*Girl one walks away*
Girl 2 “ Omg what was she wearing, I can’t believe she came outside wearing that”
Girl3 “That’s not nice, your such a surpent”

by StilesIsBae/Dylan May 23, 2020

Surp

Super
Ultimate
Role
Play

Hi guys let’s surp late

by Fallow ppl May 23, 2020

surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.

1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)

by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020

Suiphile

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020