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Surprise? Jesus!
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Waking up to active
morning sex
to find someone
you would
not have chosen to
have sex
with had you been sober.
After a
long night
at
the club
, I woke to
morning sex
, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
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Deckard253x
May 20, 2020
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