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Surprise? Jesus!
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Waking up
to active
morning sex
to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with
had you
been sober.
After a long night at the club, I
woke
to
morning sex
, saw them and said “
Surprise
? Jesus!”
by
Deckard253x
May 20, 2020
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