Short

Louis Tomlinson

he’s not 5’9 btw

Can: how tall are you
Louis: (lies) 5’9
Fan: you are not!! your short

by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020

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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

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Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true

Cass is short af

by Mind dnfd November 4, 2020

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short

not tall

if you are under 6' you are short:

riley is a short hot cheetos girl

by londonfriedpigeon January 3, 2021

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Short Shot

You have a potential goal or dream but failed to make it because of a lack of experience or practice.

I had potential ideas but ended being a short shot.

I lookin' at a recipe but realized it was a short shot for me.

I was thinking of applying to Google but after I looked at the app, it was a short shot.

by chubbsgotdis January 5, 2021

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