Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").

Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?

Poon Phone by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

active phone sniping by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

Immigrant Phone 

An older-model mobile phone that has been unlocked and is usually on a pay-as-you-go contract. So called because it can be used by transient people who don't have enough documents to be eligible for a contract.

"Wow, look at that ancient phone. Who uses one of those these days?"
"It's an immigrant phone, what do you expect?"

Immigrant Phone by Finger Jokey September 19, 2012

Cell phone bombing 

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

Cell phone bombing by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013

sock phone 

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention

A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!

sock phone by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013

Ghost Phone 

When you take your phone out of your pocket and feel or think your phone is still in your pocket.

Guy one: "Shit dude why are you spazzing out?"
Guy two:" Just had a ghost phone moment, but I put my phone on the table."

Ghost Phone by goodduck4 June 28, 2014

Banana Phone 

When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.

Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.

Banana Phone by YeetController December 13, 2014