One sick cowboy 

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.

Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors

One sick cowboy by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

one direction

5 sex gods that give teen girls sexual frustrations, indescribable feelings, and put them in fragile states.

Tumblr fans know everything about them. If you question their omniscience or love for the boys, they will shove carrots up your bum.

One Direction puts me in a fragile state.

one direction by Tumblr fans know June 27, 2012

one wiper 

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick

I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!

one wiper by chosney August 6, 2003

One eyed midget  

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

One eyed midget by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007

one egg short 

one car short of twelve.

Lil Wayne- King Kong

"I’m one egg short, I’m just tryin to get a dozen."

one egg short by n.oNigga January 8, 2008

one pump hj 

The act of initiating and finishing a hand job in one, earth-shatteringly pleasurable pump. It cannot be completed more than once in any 24 hour span, or the receiver will die a horrible, agonizing death.

Feeling spicy, the middle-aged man asked for an OPHJ. The crazy lady obliged...steadied herself, and in one quick motion finished the man off with a loud yell followed by a quick jerking motion. Groaning, the man immediately fell asleep on the floor. Thus, she had performed the fabled one pump hj.

one pump hj by bluejayxcCampy February 18, 2009

One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF? 

A simile/idiom similar in meaning to "one man's trash is another man's treasure" only, in this case, it means that what is funny to one person may be offensive to someone else.

Tom: "Man, I told this hilarious joke last night. Everyone laughed but Bob. He was a douche and said the joke was offensive."

Dick: "Don't worry about it, dude. One man's LOL is another man's WTF?"

One Man's LOL is another Man's WTF? by songwriterz October 17, 2012