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House Wife

A man who can sew, and even occasionally cleans.
by Surrender your Monarchy December 15, 2004
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House-hole

#1. To be a jerk, dick, ass, or butt-head.
#2. To call someone an ass-hole.
#1. "Shut up you house-hole!"
#2. "You are such a house-hole!"

Also see House, which has pretty much the same meaning.
by Michael House September 5, 2007
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butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted
That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.
by Mac April 17, 2003
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Brooke's House

Any single location where you and your friends hang out.

When speaking of the location it is referred to as "Brooke's House". ex: "Let's go to Brooke's House."

When speaking of it as the name of a location it is referred as "Brooke House". ex: "Let's going to Tom's place, that's our Brooke House."

Guidelines for it to be a "Brooke House";
1) Who ever's house it is must be coolest as fuck.
2) The owner of the house should be a girl.
3) In order to stay in the "Brooke House" the owner must like you.
4) Only call your house a "Brooke House" if you and your friends do drugs and shit in that house. If you guys just hang out then call it what it actually is, a circle jerk.
5) If the majority of the population smokes cigarettes you must be able to put up with the smell or take up smoking.
6) All acts of violence in the "Brooke House" are because you are high/intoxicated and should not carry over into the next day.
7) Lastly, show love to whoever's house it is, be respectful of their wishes and only steal their brother's cookies if they say it's ok.
Pot Head #1 - "Dude where are we going to smoke this blunt?"

Pot Head #2 - "Don't worry about it dude, we'll go over to Brooke's House"

Pot Head #1 - "Fuck yeah, I want some oreos"
by Huha93 December 3, 2010
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Hibachi House

A delicious microwavable cuisine. Usually white rice, chicken and sauce. 36,000 milligrams of sodium per serving, well over thirty times the recommended daily allowance. This can be avoided by simply using 1/6th of the sauce packet, or none at all.
Intended to serve numerous people, I consume an entire Hibachi House Microwavable Meal every day.
by Ken Popov January 5, 2008
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Waffle House

A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement
Do you like my waffle House sweetie; I made it for you?
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018
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Clean House

Having the useless conversation about a friends ex because they were seen at a concert or a bar or any other social area; conversation involves statements like 'I don't care that I saw him' 'I'm fine' 'Is he seeing someone?' 'Does he ask about me' etc
No, you can't come to the show because then I'll have to clean house.

Alright, you've seen her. Guess I gotta clean house.
by Argo1007 December 31, 2013
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