8 definitions by Jonathan Gagen
The new girl was sucking off the quarterback after the game last night and when he came she breathed in his you know what and it went down the wrong hole so now she's sick with pneumonia but she really has cum lung.
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018
A large condom, balloon, or rubber glove placed inside the anus and taped to the rim of the anus by one's partner for catching urine or semen.
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018
A move in foreplay where either partner takes two waffles and makes a makeshift teepee placing their genitals in between for the other person's amusement
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018
when you cuddle your boyfriends head between your legs or in your lap and he nudges your clit and sighs
we clittled last night and he ate me out and he just broke into tears when we you know then he told me it was his 1st time and he just sobbed as i held him i didnt know what to do
by Jonathan Gagen April 2, 2019
That bitch ended up in the hospital preggo with triplets and when they did a pap smear on her vag it was like cream corn up in her biz so the docs told her ass, "bitch you got's stripper syndrome" now I know she ain't going through to varsity damn cheerleader got's stripper syndrome.
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018
Is that a little feather boa on your rainbow dick? Now that we're a thing your lucky charms belong to me now cause your my bitch get that kumosabi?
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018
When you get a blowjob while your girlfriend has lit firecrackers in her mouth and she can't get rid of them until you cum
by Jonathan Gagen October 4, 2018