Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.
Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.
by get the bleach January 24, 2020
Get the Don’t swear on my christian server mug.A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008
Get the sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance mug.All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
Get the I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her mug.Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything
Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
by Eskatiiiiiiiiiit June 24, 2018
Get the Christian mug.Hym "Stop appealing to Christianity. That isn't how the religion works. Jesus doesn't love trans. Like, no they aren't actually doing the religion but not doing the religion is part of the religion. 'God is on our side!' 'No ours!' I'll give you a hint: It's neither. You're just interpreting the word in a way mirrors your own desires. Is SO STUPID. It's just stupid."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Appealing to Christianity mug.I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the The Christians and the Jews mug.The hottest guy you will ever meet his abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor and
looks. Christian is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about person laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs. Any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep
him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world
looks. Christian is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about person laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs. Any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep
him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world
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