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2000 years ago

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...
Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2024
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Leap Year

A leap year is a year that contains the day February 29th, it happens once every four years. Today is Thursday 29th February 2024 which is a perfect example of a leap year. You can easily figure out a leap year if it ends with 00 such as 2000, 2100 or if the year is divisible by 4, 2024/4 is 506. Examples of this include 1500, 1600, 1700, 1800, 1900, 1924, 1960, 1984, 2000, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020 and 2024.
Hey people, it's a leap year and it's February 29th today! Go do some good in this world!
by Mahrufur February 28, 2024
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101 years old

An age.
She is nearly 101 years old.
by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023
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2 gallons in a year

there are 2 gallons of cucumber in a year
how many miles in a year ?

2 gallons in a year
by 2 gallons in a year November 4, 2019
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14 year old

the kids who are in middle school or just began high school. They go out to parties every single week. They are very dumb and only turn 14 so they can stay high all night
12-14 year olds: *at a party*
14 year olds: drink up little kid
10 and 11 year olds who snuck in: umm, ok?
*11 and 10 year old getting drunk*
by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022
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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer
Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old
by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
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Freshman year

The best anime series you will ever see. Shoutout pinapplenut
You watch that new freshman year?
by RetroGTH February 24, 2021
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