A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.
by NellyJ April 17, 2023
Get the Twat Wafflemug. Did u read that explosm comic that i sent xD AAAAAAHA.. cracked me right the waffle up.. omfg i cant stop waffling!!!
by Ky Renee December 23, 2008
Get the Wafflingmug. A sexual performance, Involving 3 or more living things. The male or masculine figure jams his holy white liquid into all and every hole on the female body. These holes include but are not limited to ( vagina, ass, ears , nose, mouth, and eye sockets.
by DonaldFuckHillary December 11, 2017
Get the waffle orgymug. Big Daddy is a HUGE celebrity from Waffle House. He isn’t just my daddy, He is YOUR daddy, and Waffle Houses DADDY. Big daddy is the ICON of Waffle House and probably should be their mascot. Big Daddy should get the N-word pass imo.
Big daddy from waffle house
by Me Nate Higgers March 4, 2024
Get the BIG DADDY FROM WAFFLE HOUSEmug. 1. A descriptive term for when a person(s) rear gets waffle like imprints from sitting on a surface such as a metal picnic bench or lattice like lawn chair.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
2. When a gay man is not sure whether or not he is a top or bottom. "Waffling" between the two.
3. When someone is toying with the idea of doing anal, but isn't completely sold on it.
"I was doing my girlfriend on the the picnic bench, and when I flipped her over she had a serious waffle bottom."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
"Is Kenny a bottom or a top?" "He's kind of a waffle bottom, he was a bottom last night but I feel like he wants to be a top."
"Did your wife let you stick it in her ass yet?" "No, she's being a total waffle bottom about it. Maybe on my birthday."
by Dr.Jupiter November 27, 2018
Get the Waffle bottommug. (verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
by re77815 December 5, 2020
Get the waffle squishmug. I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
by canatex December 20, 2021
Get the Pissed the Wafflesmug.