Toilet Paper

The most valuable thing in the world during the Coronavirus

"Karen took all of the Toilet Paper at the store."

by Anon_Man11 May 14, 2020

toilet taco

a taco-like formation made in the toilet, which is a poo wrapped in toilet paper like a tortilla.

I pooped in my hand covered in TP. I can now make a toilet taco!

by DabbingIsSo2015 June 1, 2020

Toilet Paper

An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.

Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.

by itsPrYzm June 2, 2020

Toilet Treat

peeing and then pooping in someone’s mouth and then slapping the person’s face to “flush”

Dawg, I hope she lets me leave her a toilet treat tonight!

by ofcimsober June 24, 2020

Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that

steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it

by Steezmiester June 29, 2020

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020

Toilet Ghost

Toilet Ghosts - After sex, when the urge to piss occurs, the little bits of remaining semen spray into the toilet, and turn into wisps that look like ghosts.

Yo bro, check out my Toilet Ghost...

by Vladimir AK-47 July 30, 2020