Shoplifting

Well, REE-lon and CuckerJew are allowed to do it so why can't everybody else, right?

Hym "Shoplifting is ALLOWED if you're REE-lon or KikerJew no 8 over there. That is exactly what they did too! I'm like Red Bull and YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES walked into the gas station that is Urban Dictionary and you snatched the Summer edition white peach Red Bull out of the coller and then ran out with it. What is the difference between Ree-lon and the people robbing those stores? BLACK. BLACK is the difference but APPARENTLY the white, retarded, nepotistic offspring if rich people don't have to live by the same standards. WHICH IS THE THING I SAID! I said that was the case about what was happening with the other retard! That's why I'm here! It isn't threatening your kids. It isn't anti-semitism. It's the retards. They have a retard coalition. They're all retarded but it's happening."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2025

shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.

This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!

by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

Shopery

a building or part of a building where goods or services are sold; a store.

The local shopery contains many deluxe items.

by shopery November 10, 2025

urban-shopping

Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.

We're going urban-shopping later for some chairs and hopefully a bookshelf or two,you wanna go?

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

Elongated shopper

One who takes longer then necessary while shopping

Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.

by Ian L. Robinson January 9, 2009

mandow shopping

The act of shopping around for men without undertaking further action, comparable to window shopping (look but don't touch)

"I'm perfectly happy with my man, but I do like to innocently look around! A little mandow shopping never hurt anybody!"

by Manology December 23, 2009