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Bretman Rock 

The baddest bitch
"Y'all know Bretman Rock is the baddest bitch"
Bretman Rock by urmom_LJ January 15, 2021
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Doral Academy Red Rock 

Doral Academy Red Rock is a school located in the middle of fucking nowhere in the desert. The elementary school is perfectly fine but the “upper school” is nothing but horse shit. They only call it upper school cause they have no right to call it a middle school or high school because students don’t get the true experience they once saw in the movies. The teachers don’t give a shit at all and make you do springboard all day. At lunch you can only sit with 5 other people and can’t even use your phone. Each grade level 6-12 only has around 100 kids and it is broken down like this: 20 normal/cool kids, 20 special ed kids, 20 kids who actually give a shit about their grade (even though the teachers give no homework), 20 weeaboos/furries and around 20 kids who don’t talk and nobody likes them but they are only at doral cause their parents made them. To be honest parents saw the words “charter” and they thought it was a good school so they applied. The sports teams are decent but the coaches pick favorite players to play the whole game but the roster has over 40 kids cause it lowers everyone’s self esteem if they don’t make it on the doral team. The campus is good looking but the halls are so thin that no one can get to class in the two minutes they get because all the fatass kids take up the hallway and doral try’s to look like a school that they are obviously not. Overall this school sucks ass and every student wants to transfer out of it on their third month.
Doral Academy Red Rock student: I hate this school
Doral Academy Red Rock student 2: Same
*Both get citations*

Deep Rock Galactic

Deep Rock Galactic, developed by Ghost Ship Games, is a recently released steam game that, for once, wasn't a poorly made early access cash grab. It is a co-op first person waveshooter where you play as dwarfs mining in the caves of an alien planet.
The game heavily emphasizes teamwork and is great fun to play, especially with friends. A good game to compare it to would be Left 4 Dead.
Oh, and its soundtrack is godly.
"Hey, up for some Deep Rock Galactic?"
"Sure, I can't wait to squish some bugs!"
"Rock and Stone!"

Northern Rock 

Northern Rock, like its family member Southern Rock, relies on a soulful to the heart approach to music. Drawn upon pure inspiration Northern Rock attempts to honor the indigenous people of the region with soulful guitar, provocative rhythmic drums, poignant flowing basslines, and down to earth lyrical flows.

Band/Genre References: Pressured Speech, Kid Rock, Modern Blues, One Love, and Pink Bass.
When it's so cold my nuts are freezing off, I enjoy listening to Northern Rock, it thaws them out.
Northern Rock by Dirk Juice October 5, 2020

Bretman Rock 

Bretmanrock is a singer, songwriter, actress, actor, athlete, star of crystal of the day, a coconut water consumer and a scientist on the mothafucking side.

He is a beauty guru and a Nike ambassador. His personality traits: confident, gay, Filippino, funny (not as the other youtubers) , caring, relatable, a true queen , will not offend anyone that easily unless they offended him first, best friends with Nikita Dragun 🐉 and loves Cleo to DEATH. Eventhough he argues with his sister Mae alot, they love each other very much. Bretman Rock also has 3 cats and she also loves to poledance or whateva. He has a bf but never shows him.I’m sorry if I forgot about his lashes lol, he loves his lashes v much. Sorry if my english is bad tho I tried
“Bretman Rock!! It’s time for mascara of the dAy!”
(Bretman to himself): “I said “Bretmann why are you so cute ? ..” And she answered back wit “Because I’m the baddest bitch alive BITCH. Periodt.”, She didnt lie tho.”
“Bretman is my fav youtuber bc he’s extra, funny as hell and actually relatable.”

Piffy On A Rock Bun

A colloquial term in and around the Manchester area of England, meaning to be kept hanging around or waiting unneccessarily.
I was in a shop and the assistant was away from the counter and I was stood waiting like piffy on a rock bun