Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.

"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"

by MrRusso March 7, 2022

Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

Paint

Something to eat when something is bad

Ate cheese that tastes like the smell of the cheese section of Stop & Shop if it were food? Eat PAINT!

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022

Paint

the stuff in your parents shower.
you found them when you were taking a bath and you thought they were doing arts and crafts because they were making a lot of noise in there the other day and now there’s glue on the wall.

you: yoooooo i just found this paint in the shower bro, i’m hungry so ima eat it..

5 hours later..

*dead*

by urmomgaee April 6, 2022

paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas

i just paint splattered amy last night

by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022

Painter

A painter is crap so long and hard it hits the bottom of the bowl and leaves a streak on a cheek as it falls to the side.

Sorry I took so long, I had to clean up after the painter.

by Buster Scrapings April 29, 2022