Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 09, 2022

Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 03, 2022

Tapatio Salad

When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.

Man, she was hot, but she had Tapatio Salad and my mouth is on fire!

by JustJess1987 March 09, 2022

Paunt

When you're having sex covered in paint and smack your partners ass leaving a painted handprint.

Dude, I nailed that girl last night and we ended up in a paunt.

by JustJess1987 March 30, 2022