Ninja Tarzan

Someone over the age of 40 that is on the same level as pro athletes. Conditioning, strength, physical appearance makes this person a force to be reckoned with. Normally associated with a shirtless nun-chuck wielding barefoot running marathon man.

Look at that Ninja Tarzan! the man with the white beard in track shorts, no shirt and is charging through the snow barefoot!

Ninja Tarzan by Jake S & Shaun C May 17, 2011

Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.

1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..

Ninja Strike by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011

ninja-nuity 

The act of swiftly, strongly, intelligently & creatively responding to any situation

adj. Ninjenious

"How did you get out of there alive?" - "Simply ninja-nuity my friend, ninja-nuity."

ninja-nuity by Sir James Hat December 1, 2011

Ninja Smashin' 

Having sex quietly, sneaky, undetected

Ninja Smashin' is doing it in the office and know one notices

Ninja Smashin' by GetSome515 February 6, 2012

ninjaiceaphobia 

The perpetual and irrational fear of Ninjas, or Ninjas associated with Robert Van Winkle, A.K.A "Vanilla Ice" which said Ninjas are considered a Vanilla Ice posse.

I'm afraid of NINJAS!!! In which case said Ninjas:* Come forth to unspecified locations and remodel your home to suit their needs. Which includes but isnt limited to: a Ninja training facility and or recording studio where the song "Cadillac Ninjas" will be played incessantly until your ears bleed or you want to stab yourself in the face to make the pain stop.*Ninjas break dancing to "Ice Ice Baby" wearing parachute pants and gold chains while armed with samurai swords and ninja stars. This is the result of ninjaiceaphobia

ninjaiceaphobia by Leonardo and Raphael April 3, 2012

Ninjafastness 

The ability to move with the same speed as a ninja without actually being one

He caught the beer he dropped using his Ninjafastness

Ninjafastness by Chip1987 July 30, 2012

ninja junk punch 

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

ninja junk punch by Momo6717 July 22, 2012