Jesus phac

Jesus phac: An exclamatory statement used to illustrate a powerful emotional reaction or feeling

Ex. 1) **Stubs toe** "Jesus phac!"
Ex.2) "Jesus phac, nothing like going to church on a Sunday morning."
Ex.3) "Oh no, I'm late for work! Jesus phac!"

by Call Urself August 19, 2022

mock Jesus

Extremely fast

That car flew past me going mock Jesus.

by Tdtseit September 12, 2022

zombie jesus

Just plain jesus after he rose from the dead.

Mary Magdelane - Holy jesusfuckshits it's zombie jesus.
Romans - Get him!!!
Jesus - Later fools, he rises to heaven while saluting earth with a heavenly su-fi.

by suede1976 December 14, 2008

jesus poop

perfect poop that doesn't leave cling-ons and yet cleanses your colon; the kind of poop you pray for when in a public bathroom - easy, no straining, and no mess

"I eat Activia (tm) once a day so that I know I'm gonna have jesus poops! Spares me embarrassment, man."

by Jumping for Jesus November 24, 2007

jesus tits

The best damn tits there are

by Mike Truitt August 6, 2003

Jesus Christmas

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLS and will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Jesus Horse

noun; commonly referred to as "Jesus Horses" by the duo Armstrong and Getty @AandGShow

noun; anything large and fun to ride that terrifies others, such as an SUV

noun; dinosaur

"Did you see that Jesus Horse, it was huge!"

"That's like saying Jesus Horses don't exist... what else can't we teach!"

by echodanny August 14, 2012