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Jessenia

( Jeh - SEN - iyA ) or ( Juh - SEN - iya )

Jessenia is the girl that you want, but you know you'll never have. She is very outgoing, artistic, and loud if she wants to be. But she also has a competitive side, she'll do almost anything to win at any game, contest, etc. Jessenia loves to sing, probably because she has the most beautiful voice. She also loves acting and dancing. You always want to be around Jessenia, you are just happy when you are around her, and somehow she always gets you rolling on the floor laughing. There is just something charismatic about her. Jessenia usually has A LOT of friends. Jessenia's usually had darker hair (Either curly or wavy) and brown eyes. Is a late bloomer but later has a curvy body. She is drop dead gorgeous. Boys are obviously attracted to her. You envy her but once you get to know her, you want to be her best friend. If you are ever so lucky to get to know a Jessenia, don't let go of her.
Noah: Who is THAT? That girl has almost gathered a crowd around her by doing absolutely nothing.
Asher: Im pretty sure I remember her name being Jessica or something, she was in my Science class.
Noah: Oh yeah! Actually, I think its Jessenia. She's gorgeous! What I wouldn't give to have her.
by used paper towel May 17, 2019
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mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.
He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.
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