Glass back

That guy who fear mongers in every comment section of someone squatting or deadlifting, saying that "you're gonna end up like Ronnie Coleman".

They think that spinal flexion == bad, because humans are obviously not biomechanically designed to pick up objects with any degree of spinal flexion.

They probably heard it from some stooge influencer or personal trainer; neither they nor he know what they're talking about.

Probably can't even pick up 225 lbs from the ground.

Wait until glass backs realize that you can actually build a strong and resilient back through squats, deads and proper load management

by Living Ass September 12, 2024

glass packed muffler

When a glass dildo shatters inside during use

1: where were you yesterday?

2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔

1: type shit

by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

glass

a material formed from the heating of silicon, typically sand.

gorilla glass 5.0 scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7

by RandomnesssE January 6, 2025

Glass Disorder

A psychological disorder famously known for appearing in royals. It is when you believe that you (or your body parts) are made of glass and could break at any moment. Royals who had it In early centuries wore soft clothing to "protect themselves from shattering". It is absolutely devastating.

you have glass disorder.

by ThisIsImportant January 9, 2025

Glasvorgalorg

The arch nemesis of Emperor Andraxion and the true King of the Sea Cucumbers

Glasvorgalorg is superior the Emperor Andraxion

by egg_egg_shell January 20, 2025

glasseration

The insertion of a glass rod in a urethra and then breaking the rod, lacerating your urethra

My friend had his ex give him glasseration. He will never forget her.

by anonymous January 23, 2025

Glassessessessessessessessessessesses

When someone has too many Glasses

You are a Glassessessessessessessessessessesses

by 5 7t January 28, 2025