Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut February 29, 2020

Florida Chrome

Duct tape, Or the liberal application of such product.

Oh yeah, my truck mirror fell off but i give er' all the way with some Florida chrome

by Conagher March 13, 2020

florence

ugly fat has a sister

wow florence is weird

by leoni is great March 22, 2020

florandorlight

More commonly known as Jewish florandorlight , is a German man crossdressing hooker that works for the joy of jizz face!!

Hey man u see that florandorlight getting ass rapped over there

by Lollucky March 25, 2020

Florda

A person who isn't full blown retarded. But their intelligence is somewhere between a defecated diaper and squirrel drool.

That boy is a florda.

by Dozerbear April 16, 2020

Florence

She is a pretty young women. Florence is the type that you don’t fuck around. She really is a keeper. Talking to her is so nice and addictive. It’s like trying to solve a mystery but once you get a piece of it, it keeps getting more interresting and sophisticated. Florence is litteraly the perfect combination of sexy and cute. She is really bright and well centered. If you know a Florence, you must understand that she is the best.

Florence is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

by Rat ;;) April 18, 2020