SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...

Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50

SPIDERS ON MY DICK by Hellyea10362 September 5, 2018

Ain't that a kick in the dick

A saying for when something shitty happens.
When something is an oxymoron/ironic.

Twin 1: "hey friend my girlfriend just dumped me."
Friend: "i'm sorry, who did she leave you for?"
Twin 2: "Me!"
Friend: "Well, ain't that a kick in the dick?"

Ain't that a kick in the dick by sexy m&m December 22, 2008

Dick Dollar 

A dollar bill used to measure ones dick, usually in the presence of a curious girl. (a dollar bill is 6 inches)

She wanted an accurate length so I pulled out a dollar and measured for her. Then later steve wanted to borrow a dollar, and hes an asshole, so I loaned him my dick dollar.

Dick Dollar by JoshMarshall April 18, 2010

dick bronzed 

To have anal sex.

I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed

dick bronzed by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010

dick check her snatch 

Originated from the south, a term used when you would like to have sex with a female.
A seemingly easy feat , when a male is interested in sticking their dick in a particular vagina, then you have accomplished this.
A clever way of saying I would fuck her.

Sarah is fine as hell, I would love to dick check her snatch!

dick check her snatch by Poot there it is!!! December 18, 2016

whale dick 

a beefy penis

amanda, your being a whale dick right now.

whale dick by Amanda116 February 15, 2009

Big Dick Bandit 

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

Big Dick Bandit by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017