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Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019
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christmacide

The deliberate and systematic destruction or prevention of Christmas celebration.
There would be no presents for anyone this year -- Mother had committed christmacide and the holiday celebration was cancelled.
by saram April 13, 2007
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Christmess

The aftermath of the Christmas celebrations.
"A great day but it was a nightmare cleaning up all that Christmess afterwards."
by Eldarion December 24, 2005
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Christmahannukwanzadan

A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
" Happy Christmahannukwanzadan everybody...and I think that covers everybody "
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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Cristmas

The late December holiday of good spirits and gift giving. Like "Christmas," but for those who arent religious. The "H" is strategically removed, so there is no "Christ" in Cristmas.
Person 1: Hey! Merry Cristmas!
Person 2: I thought you're atheist and dont celebrate Christmas?
Person 1: I don't. Theres no H in my "Cristmas," so no religious affiliation. Just goodwill and presents.
by Jon Solo October 4, 2018
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christmastreeing

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.
I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!
by oh no it's not June 16, 2007
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Christmasomnia

A case of insomnia that one gets only on the night leading to Christmas Day. Christmasomnia is usually caused by the excitement of getting to open presents; a person gets so excited they can't fall alseep no matter how much they may want to and it makes the night seem that miuch longer.
Man, I had Christmasomnia so bad last night. I wasn't able to sleep 'til I had opened all my gifts and messed around with them for a while.
by TehDoc January 20, 2011
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