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short people stink

It means what it says really I’m talking about short people 6 foot and under they stink of shit are ugly as shit and just are annoying little pricks that should just get stomped on wankers.
short people stink like If you see a short person kick him up in the sky the little smelly cunt.
by English are trannys December 16, 2021
mugGet the short people stinkmug.

Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
by Anubis55 October 10, 2023
mugGet the Throw Short People and Arte Monthmug.

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.
"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"
by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025
mugGet the Blonde Short Kingmug.

Purple Shorts

When someone takes your pants, and like guillotines them before taking a sharpee and purpling all that's left over.
Robespierre: Off with his pants!

Random ah dude: Aye, aye, sir!

Robespierre: Now sharpee him!

*Random dude then colors in with purple sharpee to give him purple shorts*
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
mugGet the Purple Shortsmug.

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick
Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami
by The smart bruh January 3, 2020
mugGet the Short-dickedmug.

2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023
mugGet the 2 pence short of a centmug.

short gold

Some one who's short and has gold on him everyday
by Short gold June 21, 2017
mugGet the short goldmug.

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