Zolphin

A creature that appears to be half dolphin, half zebra.

Jake: Yo T-Dogg check out dat big ass zolphin over there!

T-Dogg: Stop doing acid ya dumb bitch.

by MyKidsHaveGuns September 24, 2009

Zoophile

A term used to describe the invalid attraction to animals. Which is disgusting due to the fact that the animal has no ability to consent.

Person 1: I’m a Zoophile.
Person 2: Don’t talk to me you waste of air.

by Mishshreem February 20, 2022

Zoophile

A Bitch who is sexually attracted to fucking animals and should rot in the deep depths of hell.

Person 1:hey did you hear Bob the zoophile died by a truck

Person 2: yay!! The zoophile is dead

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

by TheAddictingFryingPan March 11, 2022

Zoophile

A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld

teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual

Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile

Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted

by Zoo killer June 1, 2022

Zoophile

Someone who should grab a shotgun a blow to roof of their mouth off

steve "Hey im a zoophile"

stan "kill yourself rot in hell"

by Zoophile killer June 17, 2022

Zoophile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals or as i like to call them a bunch of fucking braindead fatherless degenerates

Joe: hey max guess what
Max: what is it?
Joe: I’m coming out as a zoophile.. max why are you holding a flamethrower?
Max: i hope you rot in hell you dog fucker

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Zoophiles

Zoophiles are nice people who will take care of your pet for the weekend. They are typicaly found in houses and somethimes they wear furry costumes. They will give your pet extra good care.

"the zoophiles are not fucking my dogs"

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022