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Zion Weaver

A small jewish boy who has a tiny pecker,he likes to take it in the ass, and smokes a lot of weed with his gay boyfriends from san fransico. He takes freshies all day while doing DP # 2.
that zion weaver is so freshie
by zion weaver January 1, 2012
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marley zion wood

Marley Zion Wood is a rather strange and unused word, spanning from Native culture from simply gudula. This word has evolved to mean the opposite of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as its definition is “greatly terrible”, “substantially bad”, “impossibly horrid”, or simply “👎🏿“. The Natives’ discovered this word’s previous form after being enslaved the English Settlers, which then changed (as previously mentioned) into the word we forgot existed.
“I got paint on my paints. Marley Zion Wood!”

Just shut up, okay? Jesus... Marley Zion Wood.”
by Unanimously Unofficial March 31, 2019
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The anti-Semitic conspiracy theory that Marv, Ken, and Steve control the world of sportscasting.
Protocol 1: There are no good Jewish Athletes except Sandy Koufax, and there are many Jewish sportscasters who continually give us nerdy statistics about sports on a daily basis. This shows that the Protocols of the Alberts of Zion is a real conspiracy that keeps gentiles from commenting on sports.
by ohiso.com October 13, 2006
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Radio Free Zion

An online radio station run by those who think anyone cares about their news of The Matrix Online. While useful for updates on information, the general feeling is that their on-air staff's main purpose is to make other people feel good for not being them.
"RFZ says something's going on."

"Really? I couldn't stand hearing their whiny voices so I turned it off already."
by GodComplX April 7, 2005
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Zion Heights Middle School

The best school on earth, they hand out free cheese at the end of the day.
by SovietNorthDefinitions1955 December 10, 2021
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Zions Hill Baptist School

A Christian school, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us.

The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.

The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.

Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.

There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.

That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
by Raypture May 21, 2009
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