shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years

Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret

by BigEElittlePP March 12, 2022

lowkey regrets

when you regret something but want to keep it on the down low.

i chose a choc mint flavoured straw instead of a strawberry one.. ugh lowkey regrets

by gleam serene April 11, 2022

trope of regret

A trope on TV Tropes where a movie has good movie-making quality, but simply not worth the inappropriate contents (violence, coarse language). e.g. Spring Breakers (2012), Deadpool (2016)

I was excited to watch the latest sequel of Deadpool, but it turned out to be a total trope of regret—great visuals, but the nonstop violence and foul language made me wish I’d picked a different film. Also the same back when I watch Spring Breakers when it came out in 2012.

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025

Regret

A strong word and a real emotion .
Meaning you made so many mistakes and you have no idea how to fix them and all the dumb cunts that helped you make them fucked off.

P1: WHATS THE WORD?
P2: overwhelmed?
P1: no

P2: angry?
P1: no

P2: HURT?
P1:no
P2 : REGRET ?
P1: YES Most DEFINITELY!!!!!

by 911111101010101 March 29, 2019

liquid regret

The point of no return. Casually idling through life. Seamlessly not giving a shit

Honey.. Can you pass the liquid regret?

by LaquidWegret October 22, 2020