weight raped

when u wake up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been raped

when you are gettin drunk and the next thing you remember is waking up next to a fat chick and feel like you,ve been weight raped

by Bluntkiller from 207 July 5, 2009

Cock Weight

The weight of ones penis.

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

Holiday weight gainer

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do

I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.

by Mich7 July 6, 2010

carrying a mule's weight

not capable of doing something; when you got too much strain on you already{as seen in the video game for Playstation 2, Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance}

I can't do that too, boss, I'm carrying a mule's weight already.

by El_Scorcho August 25, 2003

cock weight

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.

"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight

by Glavič1 April 6, 2011

sash weight

A weight used in old windows to help with opening and closing, usually built into the wall around the window.

A solid and well defined shit that resembles the above.

I think the sash weight broke of the window.

I gonna go drop off a sash weight in the bathroom.

by Westley E November 6, 2007

put some weight on it

To increase the volume or strength of something.

Damn this Blowfly track is hot, put some weight on it.

by agentlovelette August 25, 2006