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Weekend Parking

Refers to the freeway shoulders where drivers are forced to leave their cars as they are being arrested for DUI. This mostly occurs on the weekend.

One may experience feeling similar to "The Walk of Shame" as they have a friend help them pick up their car later.
*Whup whup*

Joe: Oh shit! *hic* Defernitely gunna fail the breathalyzer... looks like weekend parking for me... :(
by kikic33 July 17, 2011
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Weekend Haylee

The kind of girl that gets kicked out of a venue that's impossible to get kicked of.
Ryan: Did you see Haylee get kicked out of The Corner Friday night?
Jenna: Yeah, she was screaming out "I'm weekend Haylee".
by Not Weekend Haylee November 14, 2011
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dirty weekend

Going on a weekend getaway with a loved one (yours or someone else's) for the express purpose of coitus.
"Harry got us a seaside room in Brighton!!"
"Its gonna be a proper dirty weekend."
by RascalR May 30, 2008
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Weezer

Someone that is trying to act cool but really is not
1) person 1: I really don’t like him he’s always chatting shit about everyone

person 2: He’s just a weezer, thinks it’ll make him popular or something

2) person 1: I saw that kid at the skate park yesterday, he’s always going on about how much better at skating than everyone else but he was pretty shit.

person 2: Yeah I know him, what a weezer!
by anonymous November 14, 2019
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Allstar Weekend

Allstar Weekend is the most amazing and talented band in the world. Zachary David Porter, Cameron Michael Quiseng, Michael Martinez, and Nathan Darmody. (Live member: Dillon Anderson)
They were discovered outside of a Jonas Brothers concert and signed to Hollywood Records.
They are soo incredibly cute and just released a new song on Aug.16 called 'Blame it on September' and their new album 'All The Way' comes out on September 27.
Anyone who says they were only signed to compete with Nick Jonas needs to get their facts straight because they were signed before the JoBros went solo. And they arent competing with Big Time Rush because, again, ASW was signed before them. Ive heard some people say theyd rather die in a hole than see Allstar Weekend live. Well to them, have fun with that. :)
Lesson: Don't diss a band. Theyre are at least a 100,000 girls supporting any band that will gladly kick your ass.
Adub forever.<3
"Hey, have you heard of ALLSTAR WEEKEND?"
"Yeah, they suck!"
-promptly kicks ass-
by Allstarsecretlifeforeever September 11, 2011
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weepers

a fan that weeps and cries when meeting or seeing their favorite celebrity.

There is a different between a weeper and a screamer.
weepers: "ahh*crying*slmbha ahh waaahh jonas brothersmgmlaaa"
by 1% juice October 9, 2008
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weekend pussy

pussy that you get when your tired of your monday thru friday pussy. a girl who is not good enough for your everyday life, but good enough to bang on the weekends.
Naw...Shannon and I aren't dating, she's just my weekend pussy!
by wakechick1 February 3, 2010
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