A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.
Wazzob
He is the dick of a lizard that got cut of and wandered until it entered a mad scientist’s lab and turned into a mutant teenage dickhead and inspired the show teenage mutant ninja dickheads but to make it family friendly they suddenly turned into turtles. The last place the wazzob was seen is in the sewers mating with reda and salah. Please report any sight of the dickhead. Thank you