Wand

A variant of dick

I wanna play with your wand

by January 20, 2021

Wand

Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic

Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"

Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"

Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."

by Sir Shamu February 12, 2025

Wand

A wand is a term for a dab-pen

“Bro, pass me the wand!”
“Ight bro i gotchu”

by BornLegendary46 July 21, 2019

rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot January 17, 2016

moon wand

a lingering fart

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?

by LoughHicks. December 02, 2010

nature’s wand

Such phrases implies the penis

Sarah was able to make a child by Dave’s life-giving nature’s wand.

by Peanutting the nut May 29, 2024

Wand of Orcus

A giant penis that brings about someone's destruction.

He used the Wand of Orcus and she will never be the same.

by Wicket24 September 13, 2021