Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

master wand

An mmorpg term for penis.

Super Hot Model Chick: Kenny how big is your master wand? Kenny: 3 inches

by MiggasOnMyJcoklolol December 26, 2009

Murder Wand

Pistol
Glock
Strap

Guy1: aye that nigga talking shit again
Guy2: well pass me the murder wand so we can handle the business

by murder wand May 19, 2018

Wande

A specimen. A man who looks like a woman, but acts like a complete caveman. In other words, the human form of BigFoot.

Student A: "Yo my bus driver a Wande for real dawg"
Student B: "Nah no way, you got done dirty for real, praying for you!"

by TheRealLanceGibson April 5, 2022

Wand

Something Harry potter got when he became a wizard.
A thin, often wooden, minature staff, often used to point at people with a follow up of a spell. See: Spell, Harry Potter, Magic

Hagrid: "You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, It'll deliver your mail. DEAL WITH IT ya TWAT!"

Harry: "I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!"

Hagrid: "I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move."

by Sir Shamu February 12, 2025

forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom

"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"

by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017

eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016