The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011
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Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"
Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."
Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."
by word_smithe May 7, 2011
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Get the wait wh mug.The act of being rushed to be somewhere at an exact time, only to get there and wait a considerable amount of time for the other party/event to happen. Very common practice among doctors, strict grandmothers, and ESPECIALLY drug dealers.
Friend: Man, you said you were on your way an hour ago!
Me: I know, sorry, I'm meeting up with Ronnie for some party favors and she said be at McDonalds by 5. Hurry up and wait, I swear this always happens with her.
Me: I know, sorry, I'm meeting up with Ronnie for some party favors and she said be at McDonalds by 5. Hurry up and wait, I swear this always happens with her.
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Child: " Momma, am tired as hell, let's go home."
Momma: " okay, now you wait just one sec sunny boi"
Child: " okay...one."
Momma: "sike boi"
* Drinks tea*
*Listens to tea*
* Talks about tea*
Momma: " okay, now you wait just one sec sunny boi"
Child: " okay...one."
Momma: "sike boi"
* Drinks tea*
*Listens to tea*
* Talks about tea*
by Post Malones wifey July 6, 2019
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