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home vortex

The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
by Mimmi July 30, 2023
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Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.
We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.
by goofball2985 March 14, 2025
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Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.
"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."
by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025
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Algorithm vortex

The female black hole of the countless algorithms that can't be computed. You click, "she" learns and decides your next move. Like a master Chess player leading you to check mate.
Dawg, we be sunk in the algorithm vortex! Lost our agency forever! I beat the vortex algorithm, I'm surfing the waves, not sinking!
by Chuckyv76 December 31, 2025
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Huge Sucking Vortex of Ineptitude

Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin
This team is unquestionably a huge sucking vortex of ineptitude.
by the Oracle of Awesome August 22, 2018
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The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.
When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex
by Digger D Clam August 9, 2022
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
by Kf1345 August 9, 2022
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