The feeling you get when you get home and don’t feel like going back out for anything, planned or unplanned.
“Yeah, Jamie cancelled. She’s in the home vortex”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
“I have to cancel for tonight guys, I’m in the home vortex.”
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We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.
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Get the Venison Vortex mug."Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."
by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025
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Dawg, we be sunk in the algorithm vortex! Lost our agency forever! I beat the vortex algorithm, I'm surfing the waves, not sinking!
by Chuckyv76 December 31, 2025
Get the Algorithm vortex mug.Colossal failure; likely to be terrible; overly critical of others to hide personal lack of virtue or likeability; see also Brad Dunkin
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Get the The Mystical Vortex mug.A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
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