ventiv

Extremely disgusting bowl movement. Crap. Poop.

I have to drop a massive ventiv that burrito is killin me.

by CrazyPinapple June 13, 2016

venture

to undertake a risky journey or action.

Myers and Jones is a joint venture.
I ventured eating at Miffy's

by hans huizenga August 15, 2006

ventricide

1: The killing/injuring of someones heart.
2: The soundtrack in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth when you fight Mom's Heart/It Lives.

1: Im about to commit ventricide!
2: Hey, ever heard of that one Binding of Isaac soundtrack called Ventricide? It's awesome!

by right hand man is hot November 23, 2020

Insight Venture

a company that makes a living off of ruining great games

(i.e : runescape and maplestory)

Jack: Hey bro, you wanna play some runescape or maplestory?

Jill: Nah, those games are shit now that Insight Venture came and fucked them up

by mr crovo October 14, 2012

Venting

Someone or Anybody, Mainly with Anxiety, Depression and A lot of negative emotions end up
venting out their emotions to people
Mainly talking it out with a Therapist or Somebody they know well.

"I was Anxious one day so I vented out my emotions towards a friend who i knew since preschool , They also told me that I should begin Venting out my emotions more often --- So Nobody got worried about me . "

by fucking cat August 1, 2019

ventrilifart

n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.

v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.

Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.

Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.

Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.

Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.

by Shek: A-Force November 29, 2006

butt ventriloquist

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.

(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."

by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006