This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men
by mr boombastic March 12, 2008
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by piiglett. June 15, 2009
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by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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by shane2012 November 8, 2009
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As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.
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Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
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