Turkish Handjob

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.

When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.

by Jerkbox February 19, 2010

Turkish prison

A common pseudonym for a place where acts of disturbing sexual conduct, preferably rape, has occurred, as was the case in the movie "midnight express".

"Have I told you about the time I was in a Turkish Prison?"

by A*mazing April 25, 2010

turkish rinse

Favoured by "soap dodgers" everywhere, it is a quick wipe of the pits, crack & giggle stick instead of a proper wash.

"Are you going to go to the pub tonight Bishop?"

"Give us a minute, i've just gotta have a quick turkish rinse & i'll be there"

by Dog Soldier 8578 January 3, 2007

Turkish vulture

When a man purposely vomits on a woman in place of hitting her.

I swear to God, you hit me again and ima Turkish vulture your cat!

by Bust It! June 28, 2011

turkish pancake

grade school nickname, free of sexual connotation

"Hey, I'm Arthur but my friends call me turkish pancake because of my ethnic background and preferred breakfast food."

by awkward seth August 2, 2008

turkish delight

Unexpected flatulence during oral sex.

I was eating her out when she gave me a turkish delight

by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007

Turkish Beast

Turkish Beast is a VDR player,also known as Sikik; Bill ; Hayvan ; Turkish bReast. He goes to sleep often because he thinks it builds up his testosterone level which is totally false(sleep is for the weak btw) and his lust for power both in RL and Palringo is unmatched. Also, on his old phone he has a XXX folder filled with sexual content-it even contains transgender ladyboy nudes. He is also a gym junkie and dresses accordingly. There are some vicious rumors going on about him and his BBE ways but he will deny all of it if asked as well as he will deny asking women on Pal for nudes using PM. Some of his famous quotes used on Palringo are: !c kaz and !c saldir - used to spam the monster bot (in turkish afc); omg hahaha; oh wow; make me mod; I deserve admin, and many more...

Who used those poor inactive VDR accounts as BBE-s? It was Turkish Beast of course.

by Sock bunny October 10, 2016