Cold Tooth

When you bite into a popsicle or any other cold substance, and you have the pleasure of feeling intense cold pain on your tooth.

"That ice cream gave me cold tooth!"

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

Toothbrushery

A way to call out some person's douchbaggery without villifying vaginal hygiene devices.

Stop the douchebaggery!
Dude, that's not PC.
Oh...then tell him to stop his toothbrushery.

by TobiasFunkeMD March 6, 2009

troothsayer

A pencil-necked piece of shit wimp who pays women to have sex.

Hey man, you have no game, so why not just troothsayer that chick?

by Dark Lord of Corona December 15, 2008

Oklahoma Tooth Brush

Occurs when an overnight female guest needs to brush her teeth in the morning, but does not have a toothbrush. The male then puts toothpaste on his morning boner, then the woman performs oral sex on the man to cure her morning breath.

Bill: So Terry, did you hook up with Suzanne this morning even though she had terrible morning breath?

Terry: Indeed I did Bill, but only after I gave her an Oklahoma Tooth Brush.

Bill: Nice!

by Oklahoma Carl October 14, 2010

Tooth Freeze

when you eat something cold like ice cream or a popsicle, and it hits one of your teeth. you would most likely feel this pain in your front ones with are most sensitive

person 1: yesterday i got a tooth freeze, holy shit it hurt.

person 2: oh yeah man those suck

by itsmedummy August 16, 2009

Toothy McTooferson

A dentist from MySpace who probably isn't even a real dentist.

Don't give Toothy McTooferson too much credit. He feeds off it!

by Boozy Irish Floozie February 11, 2009

Tooth Paste Leech

a person who brings a tooth brush places but does not bring tooth paste, expecting others to lend them some... they will never contribute any tooth paste unless you stay at their house

Person 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth before I go to sleep
Person 2: K
Person 1: yea, but i forgot my tooth paste. Can I use some of yours?
Person 2: Sure... *under breath* tooth paste leech....

by bloopey August 20, 2011