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muck trail

When you jack off and the semen runs down your balls into your gooch/undercarriage area
Dude, I jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole... it created quite the exhilarating muck trail
by Funky Wilkerbean January 4, 2017
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Happy Trail

A line of hair from the navel to the pubic region. Most say it's only attractive on men, but these people are closed minded. When it's on a woman, it's not as dark as on a man, it's just visible.
I have a happy trail, I'm a girl, and I've been told by EVERYONE who has ever seen my stomach that it's actually quite sexy.
by Zcouxqie October 11, 2011
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gringo trail

A typical path that travelers, specifically backpackers, tend to follow.

The "beaten path" in terms of traveling.

When you are traveling and run into the same people in every town you visit, you are definitely on a gringo trail.
In Laos, the trip from Luang Prabang, to Vang Vieng, to Vientiane is considered a Gringo Trail.
by 123kg August 1, 2010
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Trail hawk

When a man or possibly a woman, spikes the hair running from the belly button to the genitals. As a form of rape protection or nude display.
I got my trail hawk kicking. I don't want that skank from the bar raping me again.
by 4 Rubarbs & a Break Table December 21, 2017
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dick trail

Stains left behind on furniture (bed, couch, sofa, chair, etc.) as a result of a sexual act being committed on said furniture.
Dave had sex with some skank on my sofa last night, and my parents flipped out when they saw all the dick trails left behind!
by freshfighter9 March 7, 2009
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the trail off

when a group of people are talking/bitching about someone they're not sure they should be because either someone in the group is a big gossip or friends with the person they're bitching about; they 'beep' out the important words by trailing off.
example of the trail off in action

person 1: yeah i know she's so like.. mm
person 2: yeah and she came in and was like.. yeah
person 1: *agrees* yeah i remember that, it was so like...
person 2: yeah.. what is with her..

person 3: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE?!
by beretvisor September 11, 2009
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trailing expert

- a loquacious pundit turned talking head that details how inevitable the event was after the event occurs, usually with hindsight bias.

- retroactive forecaster
The collapse of Lehman Brothers brought out the Trailing Experts and their told-you-so punditry.

Cable networks fill their voids with Trailing Experts seemingly spawned by the woodwork as after-the-fact Cassandras.
by koolmeme January 27, 2010
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