tp castle

A way to insult dumbass village people who panic buy dumb shit like toilet roll.

Why don't you fuck off back to your tp castle

by anon.gcfgv755r March 14, 2020

TP-tard

People who hoard toilet paper for un-obvious reasons.

Why is there no toilet paper? Because all the TP-tards got it already!

by DaddyCoolest March 20, 2020

Sanchezed the TP

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.

Oh, gross! Some dirty bastard Sanchezed the TP and I got it on me when I was done taking a shit!

by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

CIRB TP

An acronym for Classy Inter-Racial Bisexual Twister Porn. Pronounced "curb tee pee."

That straight white guy, gay black guy, and straight white girls are all playing a suggestive round of Twister while wearing suits. Must be CIRB TP.

by Cryptic, AP December 18, 2005

tps-l2

Sony's first commercially available Walkman tape player based on the TCM-600 tape recorder with the record function omitted and a stereo circuit added. Features include two headphone jacks, and a "hot line" button that allows you to hear your surroundings, through a small mic with the music playing in the backgound. These units were pricey at around $300 US in 1979, and still can command a premium on Ebay for a decent one.

The TPS-L2 Walkman was as popular in 1979 as the iPod is today.

by David Ramirez May 28, 2007

TPS Reports

What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.

Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*

by Alec Pyralis February 5, 2004

TP hair

TP hair is a hair style that brings all the hair on one's head to one vertical point, causing it to resemble a Native American Tipi (hut).

The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP Hair.

by tcufrog08 August 18, 2008