A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
by moonfox42 December 14, 2011
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Python Orgy

When you tie your flaccid penis into a knot with the boys. The first to get hard loses and has to eat a soggy waffle prepared by his compatriots. He also gets his penis privileges revoked (✂️)
Me and the boys had a python orgy last night. I lost, so i’m undergoing penis reattachment surgery later this week. I can’t wait to play again!
by Baby Gronk January 12, 2024
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python shadow

the large unearing shadow cast by a trouser crease at an unusually acute angle belying a huge monster lying beneath
he must be a porn star with a python shadow like that
by Marteau June 20, 2016
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python orgy

a game where you and your friends tie your flaccid penises together, whoever gets hard first loses. Everyone jizzes into the losers mouth. If they don’t swallow their penis gets amputated.
Me and the boys played python orgy and johnny lost penis privleges
by johnny dickless November 21, 2023
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python noob

A person who likes python but knows almost nothing about programming.
They love python because it's probably the only decent programming language they know.
"Python is the best!"
"No. It's slow and inefficient."
"Python is the most popular programming language!"
"That's because python noobs like you decided to write so many libraries... I bet you don't know what a binary search is."
by No Coder June 3, 2022
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purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.
Man i have a purple python head
by Kayla baby June 11, 2008
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rdmn python

A big dick redneck who prefers to fuck his disabled brother.
Joe: what did you do this weekend?
Dominic: well I gave my bro a RDMN python.
by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 2, 2017
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