Turtle Meat

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.

Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.

by I Jurcough January 24, 2009

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Turtle-Move

A gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. While the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the participant on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a TURTLE turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.

What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.

"Man.... that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real TURTLE-MOVE!"

Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"

by 71spud August 6, 2009

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Turtle Knock

When two penis heads touch together.

This most commonly happens during a threesome via an act called "double penetration" when two males accidentally pull out at the same time and knock the tips of their penises together. "Hey bro, I didn't mean to turtle knock you last night, It was a total accident."

by Joeislegend05 November 16, 2010

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